34 Hilarious Construction Memes and Fun Facts

Fun fact: The stepladder as we know it today was invented by John H. Balsley in the early 20th century. His design featured a hinged back brace for easy folding and portability.

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Soil pipes were invented by Joseph Bazalgette in the 1800s to fix the stinky mess in London. They're basically pipes that carry the gross stuff from toilets and buildings to the sewer system, making everything a lot cleaner and healthier.

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Hey, did you know that backhoes are like the Swiss Army knives of construction sites? They're these awesome machines that combine a digging bucket on the back and a loading bucket up front. It's like having two machines in one! They're super versatile and can handle all sorts of tasks, from digging trenches and excavating to loading up dirt or debris.
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Did you know that the term "chainsaw" was actually a mistranslation? Originally, the inventor intended to call it the "safety saw" because it was designed to make cutting wood safer and more efficient. However, when the patent documents were translated into English, "safety saw" somehow became "chainsaw." While it may not sound as safe as intended, chainsaws have certainly made their mark as a powerful tool.
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The biggest excavator in the world is currently the Bagger 293, also known as the "Takraf 293." It holds the Guinness World Record for being the largest land vehicle ever built. The Bagger 293 is a bucket-wheel excavator used primarily in mining operations. The machine weighs around 14,200 tons (31.3 million pounds) and requires a team of operators to control its various functions.

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In Miami, a guy decided to build his own version of the Palace of Versailles without getting the right permits. Big mistake! He ended up with a whopping $1.3 million fine for breaking all sorts of building rules.

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The most expensive tool in the world? Colombo's "Thor's Hammer." This bad boy is a work of art, handcrafted with a solid bronze handle and a steel head that's polished to perfection. But here's the catch: it's gonna cost you a pretty penny, my friend. We're talking thousands of dollars.
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CAT (Caterpillar Inc.) is a well-known manufacturer of heavy construction equipment, and their machines have some fascinating features. Did you know that CAT bulldozers, such as the D9T model, are so powerful that they can actually tow a fully loaded Boeing 757 airplane? Yep, you heard it right! With their incredible strength and traction, these mighty machines can handle some seriously impressive tasks.
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Concrete is the most widely used construction material in the world. In fact, it's estimated that each year, more than 10 billion tons of concrete are produced globally. If you were to take all that concrete and build a sidewalk around the equator, you could create a pathway that circles the Earth not just once, but more than 30 times!
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Did you know that the phrase "on the level" comes from construction framing? In traditional framing, carpenters use a tool called a level to ensure that walls, floors, and other structural elements are perfectly straight and plumb. The level has a liquid-filled vial with an air bubble that helps indicate if a surface is level or not. If something is "on the level," it means it is perfectly straight and aligned.

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The uneven tan lines of a farmer's tan can serve as a built-in sunscreen of sorts. The darker skin on the exposed areas provides some level of natural protection against the sun's harmful UV rays, while the lighter skin on the covered areas is shielded and less susceptible to sunburn. So, even though a farmer's tan may not be the most desired tan aesthetic, it does offer a functional benefit in sun protection for those working long hours under the sun.

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They forgot nicotine, Tequila, red meat and hatred for humankind.
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Crane operators require specialized training, including formal education, apprenticeships, certification, and ongoing training to ensure they have the necessary skills and knowledge to operate cranes safely and effectively. That's my story and I'm sticking to it HA

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The deepest hole ever dug for construction is the Kola Superdeep Borehole in Russia. They went down a whopping 7.5 miles (12 kilometers)! Can you imagine? They were trying to study the Earth's crust and all that fancy stuff. But let me tell you, it wasn't easy. They faced crazy challenges with the heat and pressure down there. Eventually, they had to call it quits.
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When you're faced with a budget that's too low, it's time to take action, my friend. Here's what you need to do: First, carefully evaluate the project scope and requirements. Take a close look and see if there are any areas where adjustments can be made without compromising quality.

Next, have an open and honest conversation with the client. Clearly explain the challenges you're facing with the low budget and discuss potential solutions. And if all else fails, pass them the number of your biggest competitor and let him deal with them. HA

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Here's a fun fact about the Thor movie: Did you know that Thor's famous hammer, Mjolnir, has an inscription on it? The inscription reads "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." It's a cool detail that adds to the mystique and power of the hammer, making it clear that only those who are worthy can wield its incredible strength.

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Did you know that the Ford Motor Company was the first to implement the assembly line manufacturing process for automobiles? It was introduced by Henry Ford in 1913, revolutionizing the automotive industry. This innovative production method allowed for faster and more efficient assembly of vehicles, reducing production time and costs. With the assembly line, Ford could produce cars at a much higher rate, making them more affordable and accessible to the general public.
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Sorry not sorry.
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Fun fact: According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) data from 2020, there were approximately 438,100 welders, cutters, solderers, and brazers employed in the United States.
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The safety harness was invented by Samuel W. Alderson back in '58. He was an engineer from the U.S. who created the first crash test dummy, called "Sierra Sam," to simulate car crashes. As part of his work on crash testing, he came up with the three-point safety harness.

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Did you know most construction apprenticeships usually run anywhere from two to four years, give or take? It depends on the trade and where you're at. You'll be getting hands-on training and hitting the books to learn the ins and outs of your chosen construction gig.
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Ironworking can be dangerous. Heavy materials, working at heights, and operating machinery all come with risks. Falls, getting hit by objects, and structural collapse are real concerns. Musculoskeletal injuries and welding hazards are also common. Weather conditions can add to the challenges. Safety is crucial, though.
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Don't make eye contact and run like hell.
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Hilarious.

The saying "stubborn as a mule" comes from mules, which are known for being strong-willed and hard to convince. It's like when you try to get 'em to move in a certain direction, and they dig their hooves in and won't budge. People use that phrase to describe someone who's just as unyielding and difficult to change their mind.
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She'll invoice you later

Mr. T became famous through his role as B.A. Baracus on "The A-Team" TV show in the 1980s. Prior to that, he worked as a bodyguard for celebrities like Diana Ross and gained attention through his appearance in the movie "Rocky III." His tough-guy persona, unique style, and catchphrases made him an iconic figure in pop culture.

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Did you know spray primer was first made for cars? Yeah, it was meant to give a solid base coat before painting those sleek rides. But guess what? It caught on in other industries and even for regular DIY projects. Why? 'Cause it's easy to use and saves time.

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In the construction world, one of the biggest amounts of dirt ever transported was during the construction of the Panama Canal. They moved a whopping 268 million cubic meters (350 million cubic yards) of dirt and rock to build that thing. It was a massive undertaking that required moving massive amounts of earth.

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I really think OSHA should make an OnlyFans account

They're some of the leading experts in NSFW content after all

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Ok, but seriously: To become a pipefitter, you typically need a high school diploma or equivalent. Most people enter through a pipefitting apprenticeship program, which combines classroom instruction with hands-on training. These apprenticeships last a few years and cover topics like pipe systems, welding, and safety. On-the-job experience is also crucial for becoming a skilled pipefitter. Requirements may vary, so it's best to check local regulations and consult with trade organizations for specific details.

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